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Senator Proudly Cites DNA Test to Prove He’s Nearly 1 Percent Veteran (Satire!!)
The Duffel Blog ^
| October 17, 2018
| The Leg Ranger
Posted on 10/17/2018 10:21:20 AM PDT by rexthecat
BOSTON — Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Dickard Rosenthal has released the results of genetic testing to add legitimacy to his claim that he is “basically a veteran” and “should be treated as such”.
The DNA test shows that he has a distant grandparent that may have possibly fought in the Thirty Years War, the French Revolution, or was a member of a Mongol horde terrorizing eastern Europe in the 13th century, Rosenthal said in a press release and a subsequent CNN-sponsored town hall event.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: politics
This is satire from the Duffel Blog. Enjoy!
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:21:20 AM PDT
by
rexthecat
To: rexthecat
Don’t get the whole “What’s in my DNA thing”
I am an American mutt, there is a little bit everything in my DNA. Not a big deal.
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:24:16 AM PDT
by
txnativegop
(The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
To: rexthecat
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:24:39 AM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory.)
To: rexthecat
LOL!
We had a neighbor who’s Norwegian mom (a 1947 immigrant with a baby) claimed was from a previous marriage. However my mom always figured that, due to both the women’s age at arrival as well as the child’s, his appearance, and way she treated him, that “Thor” was 50% Norwegian and 50% Weirmacht.
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:28:39 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
To: txnativegop
The TV ads are the same as the kiosks in the 1970's parking lots.
In the 70's, they got your gold and gave you paper, in the 20teens they got your DNA and gave you imprisonment and servitude.
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:32:29 AM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true.)
To: knarf
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:34:18 AM PDT
by
txnativegop
(The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
To: txnativegop
Regardless to what the news media tells you, DNA testing does not indicate what national heritage you have.
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:35:27 AM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: xzins
“Da Nang Dick” is agreat example of excellent verbal branding of a left winger by President Trump.
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:35:53 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Dems @ the Kavanaugh lynching, told Americans that non gay men of any color have Zero future w/them!)
To: UCANSEE2
those tests might indicate where an ancestor may have come from.
who’s to say that part of your DNA isn’t a one-time mutation.
gotta love science sometimes. LOL
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:39:47 AM PDT
by
txnativegop
(The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
To: rexthecat
Ray was ashamed to learn from his DNA test he was only 0.000649% diety. But he learned his lesson about denying his heritage....
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posted on
10/17/2018 10:45:00 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
To: rexthecat
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posted on
10/17/2018 11:15:12 AM PDT
by
RatRipper
(The Democrat Party is the party of liars, swindlers, cheats and unbridled immorality.)
To: xzins
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posted on
10/17/2018 12:18:17 PM PDT
by
genghis
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