I salute your grit.
This is exactly the kind of dramatic, but somewhat bizarre, action that brings honor to all FReepers.
I feel like I should end this with some famous Latin quote, but none seem to come to mind right now.
Damn the dishes! Wear your soap pad hat with pride!
I accept your accolades! By Grabthar’s Hammer, you will be avenged! Never give up! Never surrender!...
(I’m going to go see if I can form some sort of rudimentary lathe...)