Hahahaha! No transgender here!
Funny story:
Facebook came up with 57 genders to choose from.
I objected strenuously in a formal complaint.
The Facebook rep contacted me.
Him: “Hi, Laz. Why are you upset?”
Me: “MY GENDER IS NOT REPRESENTED, YOU BIGOTS!”
Him: “Oh, sorry! What is your gender preference?”
Me: “I am Quantum-Gendered.”
Him: “What’s that?”
Me: “I am neither male nor female, but a probabilistic state between the two, and upon observation, my probabilistic state collapses. I then become either male or female. Kinda like the Schroedinger’s Cat experiment.”
Him: “Ha Ha. Very funny. Here, have a 30-day suspension.”