Another suspicious package addressed to Maxine Waters found in Los Angeles

The Hill ^ | 10/24/18 08 | EMILY BIRNBAUM

[Songcraft]

Maxine's suspicious package contained four things, and she was very frightened and upset by these
four things that were in that suspicious package:

MENSA IQ Test Book	Breathalyzer Test
Facial Mirror	MAGA Hat

[Political Junkie Too]

-PJ

[Gator113]

“With the FBI investigating”, we can count on never learning the truth.

[nicotinefiend]

Maxine is REALLY special, she was sent TWO “bombs”.

One found in LA, the other in MD.

[faithhopecharity]

what what in this putative device, anyway?

something that explodes when it encounters 150 pounds of pure sh!t?

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

When the package saw her approaching, it ran out the door on its own and all the way to the police station begging for protection.

[Songcraft]

"Maxine is REALLY special, she was sent TWO “bombs”. One found in LA, the other in MD."

       Boom Boom (Out Go The Lights) - (youtube link)

[VeniVidiVici]

Wonder which of Wallace’s supporters sent her the fake bomb?

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Oh man, stop, stop. I can’t take it any more. Stop. Hahahahaabwabwahhahahaaaaa.....stop, stop!

[ptsal]

cold, so cold.....

[LibsRJerks]

For whatever reason, the old Bugs Bunny, Wiley Coyote cartoon series came to mind tonight ...with all the instant “bombs” and explosions that took place. It’s almost comical what is going on, with all the fake coordinated outrage and condemnation …

[nicotinefiend]

:)

[stars & stripes forever]

[Enten]

From Mad Max’s perspective, an automated mouth gag would be the worst thing she could receive.

[vette6387]

“Can the FBI DNA test the stamps ?
Maybe they were dumb enough to lick them.”

Exceppin those Honky Trump Republicans! Theys the ones weez be interuptin’ they dinners and throwin boulders through theys office windows! Dat be o.k. Now, I needs to be off to work on sucking tennis balls through garden hoses wif dis big-a$$ed mouth I be havin!

[palmer]

I unequivocally condemn any and all acts of violence and terror

They are starting to segue to the "terror" theme. The bombs are all comical duds. They are supposed to be a terror attack, not an actual attack. Perp probably didn't want to risk his hands and eyesight with real explosives. Within a few days the meme will be that there was attempted intimidation encouraged by Trump.

[BradyLS]

Valentines. Someone wants to make sure their favorites get a “bloody shirt” to wave, too! :-D

[BradyLS]

LOL! Zaaackly!

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

A James Brown wig? Could it be ?

[trebb]

It was a rush order - she thought the first one was overdue and hollered at someone to get another one sent so she wasn’t left out...