It was actually me. I admit it.
Who cares?!?!
A kiss?!? A sex toy waved in front of someone’s face??!?!
I kissed a girl in Kindergarten without her consent and I pinched a girl’s butt in the 4th grade without her consent (I started early and it seemed like the thing to do at the time).
I’m sorry I embarrassed both girls, seriously.
But I bet they’ve forgiven me and moved on.
At least you understand why they broke off the engagements.