Posted on 11/15/2018 4:49:56 AM PST by Zakeet
Broward County, which has had trouble meeting its legal deadlines in the counting of ballots, has now brought in a consultant to speed up the recount: counting expert Count von Count.
The Count wasted no time and immediately began counting as soon as he saw the ballots. He picked up one and said, "One vote for governor, eh eh eh."
After that, he picked up a second ballot and said, "Two votes for governor, eh eh eh."
Next, he picked up a third ballot and said, "Three votes for governor, eh eh eh."
"Wow!" exclaimed Broward County official Stanley Collier. "He's way faster than us!"
The Count continued his tabulation and within a minute was in double digits. "I always get confused once I reach the number nine," said Brenda C. Snipes, the Supervisor of Elections for Broward County, "but he blew right through that."
With the help of the Count, Broward County now expects to have an official total sometime in late 2019.
I think that this article is satire ... but I'm not sure that it's not true
Experts...
Probably can’t count.
An expert in fraud and stealing elections.
When is SOMEBODY going to do SOMETHING about this
criminal vote fraud in FLA?
Oh, I dunno......the Count looks like something out of the fetid mind of Brenda Snipes.
If it takes them THIS LONG to RECOUNT the ballots, HOW did they count them all the first night?.................
Good point.....musta picked a winning number at random then certified it.
An “expert” in stealing elections. Those are the only kinds of consultants the Dems care about hiring.
I think she hired a native Australian Aboriginal...counts as one...two....15....many
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