[HandyDandy]

On the Jeopardy Championship of Teens this evening, not one of the three contestants had the answer to: he said, “a country of the people, by the people and for the people.” One guessed Thomas Jefferson. The other two didn’t hazard a guess. We have been screwed by the education system.

[South Dakota]

Abe lincoln.
In my day, at school, we memorized the Gettysburg address

[Don Corleone]

On the Jeopardy Championship of Teens this evening, not one of the three contestants had the answer to: he said, “a country of the people, by the people and for the people.” One guessed Thomas Jefferson. The other two didn’t hazard a guess. We have been screwed by the education system.

And those nitwits were selected because they were supposed to be among the brightest ones. God Save the Republic!