We want Pelosi!
No, we want the stupidest, crookedest, most racist one they can possibly come up with.
We want one that will be a constant embarrassment to the Rat party. We want one that will spew idiotic statements on a daily basis. We want one that will insult vast segments of the American people. We want one that will talk about islands tipping over, one that confuses the moon with Mars, talks about sharks still following slave ships that haven't sailed for over 150 years, or promotes magic wand economics.
We want one that will make a box of rocks look like a gathering of university professors.