I’d bang her. Oh sure. I’d violate that horseface like the speed limit on a holiday weekend.
I bet she’s an animal in bed. I guarantee she is. Latina? Nice body? Yes.
I’d open my playbook to say, chapter 31. Vileness. Filth. Debauchery. Some of you know what I’m talking about, so I’ll spare the details.
Videotape the whole thing “for my protection”, and go from there.
“...chapter 31....”
GOPster, I had to stop reading your playbook at Chapter 26... the studded snowtires, 55 gallon drum of Jello, and Boeing 747-size, umm, - never mind - was just a bit over the top ... :^)
... and in Chapter 25, the part with the crazed Albanian dwarf female pro wrestler dressed up to look like a Big Mac with fries, in jackboots, no less... Yikes....
:^)
If you did bang her, she’d only steal your wallet while you were sleeping. That’s just how Stalinist Sandy rolls.
Funniest post I’ve read in a month.