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Moscow on the Mississippi
Townhall.com ^ | November 18, 2018 | Gil Gutknecht

Posted on 11/18/2018 7:30:24 AM PST by Kaslin

Looking out the window on icy snow this cold, gray mid-November morning, it is hard not to make the comparison. Minneapolis is looking more and more like Moscow on the Mississippi. Predictions by global warming enthusiasts not withstanding, the weather is not the only similarity.

A grayness hovers over Minnesota like a fog. It is a heaviness. It feels oppressive. The gray funk resulting from the reality that the Left has strengthened its grip on this state and its government. The Governor-elect wasted little time announcing that we should brace for the jolt of a hefty tax increase on gasoline. While some peasants who voted for him ask, “where did that come from?” Others who didn’t vote for him have resigned themselves to the reality that this is a precursor of additional “revenue enhancements” to come. Of course, that means higher taxes, especially on upper income Minnesotans. They are told that they shouldn’t complain. They can afford it. And we all know that government can spend and invest their money so much better than they can themselves. No need to donate to church or charity.

We must first raise our gas tax. We desperately need more roundabouts. Especially in locations where stop signs have worked well for 100 years. A handful of noisy Minnesotans are also demanding more bike lanes for the two dozen folks who use them…three months a year. Once the mass transit interests get an oversized slice, there will be some left for more legitimate transportation needs like roads and bridges. Higher gas taxes are the only answer.

The peasants will just have to pay it. They will deal with the new taxes, just as they deal with the bitter winter winds. They might grumble, but they will hunker down. We have been promised by our new Governor that we are on our way to becoming a Sanctuary State. He will need more money to cover additional welfare and crime related costs. The weight of the wagon gets ever heavier.

Some of those better informed serfs wonder aloud, how did this happen? How did an angry Islamist become our Attorney General? They read the fluff pieces on the liberal candidates in the StarTribune and mutter that this would not be happening if Timberwolves owner Glen Taylor were still alive. Wasn’t he once a conservative State Senator? He bought the newspaper. Maybe they neglected to print his obituary?

They read the campaign disclosure reports and see that three respected businesses in Minneapolis were among the largest donors to to Kieth Ellison’s Congressional races. How can it be that TCF, General Mills and Thrivent Insurance for Lutherans each contributed more to him than the Teamsters?

Not all Minnesotans are going to simply tighten their scarfs and take it. They’ve started voting with their feet. One study found that Minnesota lost (or began losing) an estimated $2.1 billion in taxable income from the 3,099 wealthy taxpayers who fled the state over the past two years. These successful people discovered that they can live quite well, in nicer homes, just on the tax differential. They can play golf and enjoy their patio parties nearly year round. Does anyone doubt that more wealth will surely follow? There are now so many Minnesotans living in exile in Florida that the Minnesota Revenue Department pays special attention to people who move. Their mission is to try to prove that these people aren’t really Florida residents and thereby squeeze more tax money from them.

Our Leftist leaders, their supporters in the Minneapolis business community and their apologists at the StarTribune pretend we don’t see all this. They have taken to wealth-shaming any resistors. They have somehow convinced themselves that we can just continue to export wealth and import poverty without consequence. That the people who create the real jobs and those who actually pull the wagon will just have to pull a little harder. All so that the liberal politicos can redistribute the wealth that the producers created.

But, there is mounting evidence that a growing number of the very people who pull the wagon and have made Minnesota such a wonderful place are following the lead of our song birds. They are migrating. They are leaving the cold and gray Moscow on the Mississippi and heading for sunny places that are much more hospitable.

And don’t bet your parka that they will be back in the spring.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: economy; minneapolis; minnesota; russia; taxes
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1 posted on 11/18/2018 7:30:24 AM PST by Kaslin
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I’m sure the new Gov will be importing more Somali savages and calling anyone who objects “racist”.


2 posted on 11/18/2018 7:34:09 AM PST by elcid1970 (My gun safe is saying, "Room for one more, honey!")
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To: Kaslin
When you look at Minnesota as a whole, it's been the way that it is for all my 78 years. It would seem that Scandinavians there have done what their “brethren” in Scandinavia have done, importing Black Africans with disastrous results.
3 posted on 11/18/2018 7:42:58 AM PST by vette6387
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To: elcid1970

And I am sure the Somalis will generate all the taxes needed to make up for the revenue shortfall, LOL!


4 posted on 11/18/2018 7:43:24 AM PST by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys all aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: Kaslin

Diane and Roger Peterson already paid the ultimate price of Minnesota-nice limp wristed submission to the savages.


5 posted on 11/18/2018 7:45:21 AM PST by Regulator
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To: Kaslin
But, there is mounting evidence that a growing number of the very people who pull the wagon and have made Minnesota such a wonderful place are following the lead of our song birds. They are migrating. They are leaving the cold and gray Moscow on the Mississippi and heading for sunny places that are much more hospitable.

Here's a flash for Minnesota snowbirds... IF YOU COME TO FLORIDA AND VOTE DEMOCRAT YOU'LL TURN OUR STATE INTO A TAX HELLHOLE TOO.

Gillium had his Tax Dream Sheet sitting ready for his 'win'... so Minnesotans if YOU think your voting for gay rights, or women's rights, abortion rights or any of the other liberal BS they sell you - - stay where you are 'cause what dems really care about is power, corruption and more money for their pet victim groups. YOUR money for their pet victim groups... So stay where you are and freeze your butts off.

6 posted on 11/18/2018 7:45:40 AM PST by GOPJ (Watch this for our survival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE)
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To: Kaslin

Where are those conservative refugees going to move? You might as well forget about Florida, Georgia, N Carolina or Virginia. There are very few states bucking the trend. Thank goodness for my little bastion of common sense, Kentucky.


7 posted on 11/18/2018 7:47:29 AM PST by hardspunned
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To: vette6387

Great Grandfather Olof is ‘rolling over’ in Dalarna...


8 posted on 11/18/2018 7:47:36 AM PST by litehaus (A memory toooo long.............)
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To: Kaslin
Here's a flash for Minnesota snowbirds...

IF YOU COME TO FLORIDA AND VOTE DEMOCRAT YOU'LL TURN OUR STATE INTO A TAX HELLHOLE TOO.

Gillium had his Tax Dream Sheet sitting ready for his 'win'... so Minnesotans if YOU think you're voting for gay rights, or women's rights, abortion rights or any of the other liberal BS they sell you to get your liberal vote - - stay where you are 'cause what dems really care about is power, corruption and more money for their pet victim groups. YOUR money for their pet victim groups... So stay where you are and freeze your butts off.

9 posted on 11/18/2018 7:48:29 AM PST by GOPJ (Watch this for our survival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE)
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To: Kaslin

Moscow on the Mississippi is morphing into the Cabala on the Mississippi ...


10 posted on 11/18/2018 7:50:30 AM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: Kaslin

As a very wise man once opined, You may not always get the Government you wanted, but you always get the Government you deserve. (Br)

The voters voted for what they wanted. They got it. What are they crying about?


11 posted on 11/18/2018 7:53:11 AM PST by sport
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“Great Grandfather Olof is ‘rolling over’ in Dalarna...”

I hope he chokes to death on his lutifisk! According to an old friend who grew up in Hibbing, there's a saying up there: "The Closest Thing to a Fishes A$$ is a Finn!

12 posted on 11/18/2018 7:53:14 AM PST by vette6387
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To: PIF

Where is Flour City Architectural Products these days?


13 posted on 11/18/2018 7:56:04 AM PST by bert ((KE. N.P. N.C. +12) Invade Honduras. Provide a military government)
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To: bert

Flour City Architectural Products - how would I know about some obscure iron works in Minneysoda?


14 posted on 11/18/2018 8:15:40 AM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: sport

By most measures, Jesse Ventura was the best governor ever.


15 posted on 11/18/2018 8:18:34 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: Kaslin

The last good things to come out of Minnesota were Mary Richards, Lou Grant, and Murray.


16 posted on 11/18/2018 8:37:45 AM PST by Dana1960
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Substitute ‘Wisconsin’ for ‘Minnesota’ and the piece works just as well. :(

Things are going to SUCK for a few years (and more) with our new Socialist Governor. God Help Us!


17 posted on 11/18/2018 8:55:00 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin ( "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?")
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

The majority of people seem to trend towards stupidity and shallow emotionalism. Hitching the wagon to the DemoRats is a future train wreck. Fools voting for fools.


18 posted on 11/18/2018 9:10:18 AM PST by tflabo
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To: Kaslin

Minnesota is such a beautifully scenic state. Its a crying shame how the liberal left has control over it.


19 posted on 11/18/2018 9:59:09 AM PST by lowbridge
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To: Kaslin

Its not Moscow on the Mississippi, silly. Its Mogadishu on the Mississippi.


20 posted on 11/18/2018 10:18:51 AM PST by 43north (Its hard to stop a man when he knows he's right and he keeps coming.)
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