[stormhill]

Give th entire island to the Dominican Republic and disperse the population amongst the 25 nations that speak French

Interesting solution.
However, who's going to pay for teaching the French language to that entire population?

Oh! Oh! And what if they don't want to learn it?

[DIRTYSECRET]

Isn’t French the main one to Haitians? That and Creole? They make $200/yr. Give them $400 to move.