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Win one for Coach Hillary’ and the Clinton Browns
lowell sun ^ | 11/23 | peter lucas

Posted on 11/23/2018 6:33:34 AM PST by luke1825

Forget about Condoleezza Rice.

If the Cleveland Browns really were interested in naming a woman coach, they’d hire Hillary Clinton.

Who better than Clinton to turn things around for a football team that has seen better days?

She knows about losing. Which means, given the losing record of the once renowned football franchise, she would fit right in.

Knowing Hillary, she would contest every loss in the Browns’ current seven game losing season and, like the Browns ownership, vow to win again, as she is planning to do when she runs for president for the third time.

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TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bloggers; cleveland; clevelandbrowns; clinton; condoleezzarice; dienfldie; nationalfelonleague; nfl; ohio; whatsannfl

1 posted on 11/23/2018 6:33:34 AM PST by luke1825
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To: luke1825

Hillary would be excellent stealing signs from the opposing bench, then selling them to the Ravens.


2 posted on 11/23/2018 6:37:23 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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To: luke1825

Hillary’s main talent is losing when she’s a heavy favorite. The Browns’ ownership is a bunch of idiots, so yeah, that’s who they would hire.


3 posted on 11/23/2018 6:38:05 AM PST by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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4 posted on 11/23/2018 6:43:18 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

She’d sell out her own team’s secrets


5 posted on 11/23/2018 6:46:48 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committtee)
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To: luke1825
If only it wasn't for that drinking problem....


6 posted on 11/23/2018 7:01:19 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Gil4

Hillary and Putin have a lot in common except for one thing...........Putin knows how to win a rigged election.


7 posted on 11/23/2018 7:07:55 AM PST by shelterguy
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To: luke1825

These Cleveland Browns have never accomplished anything. Unless losing can be considered an accomplishment. The ownership group that used to be the Cleveland Browns, with a rich history of success, is now the Baltimore Ravens.


8 posted on 11/23/2018 7:20:52 AM PST by KyCats
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As though we longsufferingbrownsfans haven’t suffered enough.


9 posted on 11/23/2018 7:22:57 AM PST by Dana1960
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Hiring Condi would be pointless; the situation already looks like Afghanistan.


10 posted on 11/23/2018 7:41:02 AM PST by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 2)
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To: luke1825

Brings a whole new meaning to pay to play.


11 posted on 11/23/2018 7:51:36 AM PST by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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To: luke1825

bookmark


12 posted on 11/23/2018 5:59:42 PM PST by simpson96
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