meatheads...Some leftists like to be perched on their high horse and badger people when they get a wild hare up their donkey.
I'm just gonna keep on bringing home the bacon...and fixing smoked pork belly with brown sugar dressing, sooo delicious you wish there were bacon seeds.
Can’t slap your monkey either.
would a vegan be willing to kiss my grits?
So ‘pork sword’ is out, eh?
When a guy says he wants to slip you the tofu...
Lost me right here, with this sentence.
Bring home the bacon refers to the "transportation" of meat, not the consumption.
Dill weeds...
antidemoncrat wrote:
*So now instead of beating your meat you must pound your potato?*
Huh? I’ve pounded many pints of Stout but never a potato! Is that what the young lads are calling it today?
No more wanking? Flogging molly? Beating the bishop?
Mother of Mercy, saints preserve us...
EsCHEWing the flesh of animals ... LOL
Man has externalized all his ailities unlike animals. Cooking is externalized digestion. Eating meat of a grass eater is externalizing grass digestion. Computers are a manner of externalizing memory or else our brains would be too big and overheat.
Veganism is this strange self destructive yearning for people to turn back into animals and slaves.
Libs will have their pound of flesh.
Spank your spud?
Top your carrot?
Strangle the stringbean?
Whale the kale?
This is stew-pid.
Mor’n one way to skin a cat. I’m so tight I’ve been accused of skinning a flea for it’s hide and tallow, or attempting to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
meatheads...Mutton chops (sideburns), what’s good
for the goose is good for the gander,
duck!, frog march, goose step, chicken
out, game of chicken, something is fishy,
sewer snake, cash cow, a bird in the
hand, grab the bull by the horns, horsing
around, horseplay, leap frog, sheepish,
froggy, dust bunny, post turtle, I’ve
got a beef with you, I’ve got a bone to
pick with you, ham it up, celebrity roast,
wing and a prayer....I could go on...
This is nuts.