[VTenigma]

I’m a ferly dangerous man (hat tip Charlie Daniels).

[newfreep]

When I hit the road I was really wheelin’
Had gravel flyin’ and rubber squeelin’
An’ I didn’t slow down ‘til I was almost to Arkansas

I think I’m gonna re-route my trip
I wonder if anybody’d think I’d flipped
If I went to LA via Omaha!