When I was in corporate America, we used to play buzzword bingo. Went well until some dummy shouted out “Bingo!” at a large conference.
So at the end of the day did you think outside the box?
Who was the dummy?
I present to you, the RumbaFlex mission statement:
The RumbaFlex mission is to provide innovative products and services that feature both excellence, innovation, and superior quality.
We at RumbaFlex will passionately pursue our core competencies with a customer-centric, value-focused dynamic dedicated to robust and proactive functionality.
Our world-class service will seamlessly integrate mission-critical tasks with incentivized event horizons to leverage innovation, synergize value propositions, and commoditize deliverables.
RumbaFlex will strive for a strategic, actionable paradigm that provides turnkey, scalable solutions in real time.
Finally, RumbaFlex is dedicated to empowering the community through open dialogue and timely gift items.
I’d have paid to have been there for that moment. The savier chiefs would have picked up on that and actually derived a little value out of it.
LOL. I still have my old Buzzword Bingo spreadsheet. Finally got tired of adding words to it.