And your ready use of repulsive outhouse vulgarities makes me think you would not be a very refined lunch companion.
So, please stay at your own table. I'm going to go exchange pleasantries with Madhura Rao. We all have our own tastes. Yours, I don't care for.
I do, if I'm mulitasking, and need one or both hands clean.
I even use chopsticks with wings.