[From The Deer Stand]

I always loved the question: If humans evolved from monkees, how come there are still monkees?

[Telepathic Intruder]

Humans evolved from apes. There are many different species of apes, and the species that man evolved from no longer exist. According to evolution theory.

[Simon Green]

I always loved the question: If humans evolved from monkees, how come there are still monkees?

That’s like asking: if Americans are descended from Europeans, how come there are still Europeans?

[Armscor38]

“I always loved the question: If humans evolved from monkees, how come there are still monkees?”

I don’t know why you love it. According to evolutionary theory, monkeys, apes and humans evolved from a distant ancestor. Humans did not evolve from monkeys.

[DennisR]

Well, there are three monkees left - Peter, Michael, and Mickey. Davy passes away in 2012. I’m a Believer!

[ChicagahAl]

...how come there are still monkees?

Those are the retarded ones, who couldn't make the cut. Except for Mickey Dolenz; He's an actual Monkee.

Even worse...

The REALLY retarded monkeys devolved and became Democrats.