Protect Your Sandwich With The Lunch Bugs Anti-theft Lunch Bag
I want CNN to eat something else... And die.
*crickets*
I’ll eat bugs when CNN pounds sand
Remember Ted Turner bought huge tracts of western land so that they would be closed to cattle ranching. Nothing new with CNN. They have always been lunatics.
I used to get a buck on the playground for eating a bug.
I have eaten bugs, and snakes. Sometimes you have too.
I gave up bugs for Lent, then lost my taste for them.
“and ditching meat altogether”
so, CNN is advocating killing us all via B-12 deficiency ...
And by “you” CNN does NOT mean the likes of Hillary, Algore, or the people who run the UN.
They will continue to dine on the finest foods known to man.
Guess they missed the part about bugs playing a roll in the overall scheme of things.
Just how big is a locust steak?
Eat chit CNN..
Terminate the termites and this imaginary problem is solved.
They should lead by example and require their on-air personalities to constantly munch bugs while they are broadcasting. This way, everyone can see how good and beneficial this actually is.
They should also require them to walk to work, live in 200 square foot housing, $15 per hour wage and everything else they claim would be good for us.
Some people think it’s a good idea to go to church on Sunday.
There is no crisis outside of the thugs and dictators which stop stuff from getting to the people when it is donated, not to mention killing off farmers in South Africa.
They can shove that the same place millions of people with their heads screwed on straight made them shove their desire that we buy carbon credits to save the planet, quit having children to save the planet, give up cars to save the planet, voluntarily give large sums of money to the poor to save the planet, turn down the heat in winter to save the planet, turn off the air conditioner in summer to save the planet, stop buying leather products to save the planet, stop wearing fur to save the planet, give up our guns for a hundred reasons, one of which, I’m sure was to save the planet, and on and on and on. I’ll be sooooo glad when people finally get completely sick and tired of their baloney and slap them down for good.
The elites are preparing a future in which it’s limos, private planes, mansions, and filet mignon for them, and skateboards, buses, apartments, tents, and bugs for the rest of us.
“Johnny, you aren’t leaving the table until you eat your bugs!”