Are You People On Crack? Almost 30 Percent Think Santa Claus Should Be Female Or Gender Neutral

Townhall.com ^ | December 13, 2018 | Matt Vespa

[AnotherUnixGeek]

These polls...presented with a question like this, the first reaction of most people is going to be "whatever, why not, who cares?"

I don't believe for a second that 30% of the population passionately believes that Santa Claus should be a transvestite.

[COBOL2Java]

Since Santa is a myth, you can make him/her/it whatever you want in your mind.

Not entirely correct. Nicholas of Myra was a real person.

Born: March 15, 270 AD, Patara, Lycia
Died: December 6, 343 AD, Myra

The modern stories made up about him, however, are myths. There's a difference.

Some of the modern myths are based on truth, however. At the time in 4th Century Myra, fathers who couldn't afford to pay a dowry for their daughters would sell them off to slavery. Nicholas would drop off a bag of gold so they wouldn't have to do that.

[DAVEY CROCKETT]

I am devastated, I still believe, now I am to think about 🎅 Santa's private parts... Lets just don't thats creepy

[NorthMountain]

Several years ago, the looney left produced an image of a crucified woman, and called it "Christa".

[The Toll]

Gender Neutral Santa Clause comes down my chimney and he’s going to get lit up!

[COBOL2Java]

Several years ago, the looney left produced an image of a crucified woman, and called it "Christa".

I remember in the 70s an issue of National Lampoon did an illustrated cartoon called "Jessica Christ".

[Vaduz]

30 Percent Think the Easter bunny should be female or gender neutral too and these people vote note new congress.

[NorthMountain]

National Lampoon was engaged in blasphemous humor. I don’t excuse them, but at least they didn’t intend to be taken seriously.

This other bunch was dead serious.

[who knows what evil?]

Agreed...it’s time to pull the plug or push the button...

[Boogieman]

She wears a flannel shirt...
She drives a subaru...
She knows the that you’re a mysogynist
No matter what you do!

Lesbian Santa is coming to town.

You better not slut shame, you better not mansplain,
You better not catcall, I’m telling you plain!

Lesbian Santa is coming to town!

[Boogieman]

“30 Percent Think the Easter bunny should be female”

Umm, where else are the eggs supposed to come from?

[Vaduz]

The new printers will make them

[Boardwalk]

Lol

[COBOL2Java]

Point well taken

[a fool in paradise]

Internet is being stupid again

These same people said they were eating or smoking tide pods

These same people claim not to knw who Paul McCartney was

These same people ‘believe’ Hillary never ever has told a lie

[antidemoncrat]

This all started when Michelle Obama said during the 2012 campaign that Barack had a lot of work to do to change our history and tradition. he started that and the Democrats have taken that up as one of their unspoken objectives.

[null and void]

Gender neutral santa:

For the kids who want to get probed for Christmas...

[thoughtomator]

People lie to polls on purpose.

[a fool in paradise]

Naw, there are freepers who insist that there is no ‘war on Christmas/Thanksgiving/Columbus Day” etc and that none of it matters anyway because they are all based on lies.

[a fool in paradise]

Smash the Patriarchy
Smash the State