https://etwof.com/images/public-servant-questionnaire.pdf
If you are ever questioned by the FBI, have a recording device and announce you are recording for your own purposes. They will shut the questioning down immediately.
Now have iPhones (actually WiPhones as they are hand-me-downs that no longer are officially hooked up to the 4G phone networks) that record video and audio just fine.
Excellent.
I have been day-dreaming about answering as follows:
“I only going to say three things: Everything I say is a lie. I am lying to you right now. That’s all I am going to say. Sorry”
Now have iPhones (actually WiPhones as they are hand-me-downs that no longer are officially hooked up to the 4G phone networks, but do work over the home and mobile hotspot networks) that record video and audio just fine.
There is not going to be much to record as I will immediately clam up.
I can confirm that. I saw something suspicious shortly after 911.
I contacted Security, and was contacted by the FBI. I told them I wanted to record the interview.
The FBI agent said. If you are going to record, no interview.