[Lurkinanloomin]

Their carnival has a carbon footprint bigger than my entire lifetime.

[HotHunt]

Krakatoa's recent eruption spewed more CO2 into the atmosphere than the entire human race does in 15 years.

So I guess that means we're all going to die soon because the climate kooks keep harping on us that if we don't do something RIGHT NOW to save the planet, it will be gone in 10 years.

If the volcano released that much carbon during its eruption, then we're already past the 10 year mark now. We're goners, for sure.

Not a word from the climate kooks though. They're still recovering from their hangovers from partying at the climate carnival for a week.