Complying with TSA security theater is against my religion. Plus, I had driven out from OKC to Laughlin for the bowl trip. Remember it fondly - Laughlin was the site of my best gambling win ever - $1200 on a penny slot.
Winning $1200 on a penny slot...
You must’ve sat there for ages listening to that machine dump it all out. Did you get a crowd all gathered aground just to watch it go?
I won $20 on a nickel slot one time, and the length of time it took, with the machine chugging away and every nickel bouncing off of the bell...
...made a bunch of people at the nearby dollar slots more than a little bit envious.