I could be his talent agent for half what he’s being charged. It’s going to be easy.
Hello CNN? I have a potential on air talent you just can’t pass up. The best thing about it is you can pass him off as one of your conservative commentators.
He’ll do film noir about the murder of several pizzas found stabbed to death with forks.
CNN has already hired Mia Love and CBS is in talks with Flake.
Kasich has already had a show with FNC.
Who is left? NBC and ABC.