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"Buy Guns, Drink Beer, Eat Ribs" - We Need To Retoxify Masculinity
Town Hall ^ | 17JAN19 | Authored by Kurt Schlichter, op-ed via Townhall.com,

Posted on 01/17/2019 4:25:09 PM PST by vannrox

Let’s be clear: My pronouns are “he,” “his,” and “stop being creepy weirdos.”

Okay, maybe the last one isn’t a pronoun, but then again, I’m a man and if I want an insulting string of words directed at the nattering nabobs of gender neutrality to be a pronoun, it is a pronoun. And if you don’t like it, fight me.

We need more masculinity, and the more toxic the social justice warriors think it is, the better.

Bizarrely, now shaving companies are allying with the SJWs in an Axis of Irritants. Gillette is channeling campus gender studies dorks to try to sell you razors. They all think you should soften up, get in touch with your feelings, and submit. 

I say tighten up, let your righteous fury flow through you, and tell them all to kiss your Schumer.

Much as I advocate global warming, I am a strong proponent of toxic masculinity. It’s also known as “masculinity.”

Risk-taking.

Ferociousness.

Independence.

These are the qualities the SJWs want to wring out of us. Why? Because these are the qualities they cannot overcome. They want us weak, passive and obedient. That’s how they get power. Some bloated Trigglypuff screaming about the male gaze can’t force us to do anything. Sure, a lot of them have weight on us, but if we laugh at them and simply say “No” to their demands, they’re stuck. Are they going to go get a rifle and make us? 

Nope. They have to talk us into surrendering, or really, pester us into surrendering. Which means talking us out of the uppity, aggressive, no-damns-given masculinity that is the last obstacle to their fussy, naggy domination.

Don’t be fooled by the “toxic” qualifier – all masculinity is toxic to these human weebles. What they call “toxic” is really the essence of freedom. It’s toxic all right, but to their goals, not ours. Masculinity means freedom from them and the puffy, non-binary utopia they dreamed up because that’s the only world in which such losers could be anything more than a sorry punchline.

It’s a War on Testosterone, and we’re culturally surrounded. But that’s awesome. As Toxic Male Icon and Army hero, General Anthony McAuliffe of the 101st Airborne put it at Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge, “Men, we are surrounded by the enemy. We have the greatest opportunity ever presented an army. We can attack in any direction.” And Marine legend and Toxic Male “Chesty” Puller said something similar: “We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them." By the way, General Anthony McAuliffe, when the krauts demanded he surrender, responded, aptly, “Nuts!”

Now, if that last paragraph is incomprehensible to you, your masculinity is in a dire state and you need some re-toxification stat. Grab some non-craft beer, some ribs, and go watch Where Eagles Dare on Netflix. After that emergency treatment, find a man who with whom to go shoot guns and speak of brave deeds done in the face of America’s enemies. This will begin your recovery.

Am I saying men and women are different? Yes. Of course, so do the SJWs. They just want to eliminate those differences because those differences are an obstacle to their power. Embrace who you are, man or woman. Men and women are complimentary, the weaknesses of each compensated for by the strengths of the other. 

Being a man does not mean being a sad, hairy, lumpy version of a women. Nor does being a woman mean being a smaller, baby-having man. Being your gender is part of who you are, and by erasing that they seek to change you from who you are into who they want you to be: A neutered drone.

And “toxic femininity” is next on their target list.

The answer to the attack on toxic masculinity is to recommit to what they label “toxicity,” because what they call “toxic masculinity” is not about criminality or being a jerk. It’s about the basic premise of being a man, the role of builder and destroyer, engineer and warrior. They want to take what makes you special from you, so all you have are the scraps they choose to give you. And then they will own you.

Do you want to be owned? 

Cue the SJWs liars to hop in to say that praising masculinity means celebrating rape and abuse and mindless criminality and mayhem. But everything leftists say is a lie, and so is this. The answer to rape and abuse and mindless criminality and mayhem is, of course, more masculinity – the confrontation of evil, and its destruction, by righteous force. And righteous force is a masculine notion.

When some thug who didn’t get the memo about hugging is breaking down the door to get you, do you want some neckbeard sissy with a disposable Gillette standing by your side, or a toxic male with a 12-gauge Mossberg loaded with buckshot racking in a shell?

See, the vast majority of the world does not have the time or inclination for this kind of frivolous campus pap. The real world is hard and ugly, not the soft, safe and secure urban zone cleared and protected by the toxic males (and females – there are gloriously toxically masculine women too) in uniform that these SJWs despise. Toxic masculinity created a safe space here in the west where fundamentally silly people can freely express these ridiculous notions. But out there, there are real monsters, not mere childish boogeymen like “manspreaders.” And the only thing that keeps them at bay are those infused with toxic masculinity (some of them women) with bayonets.

I talk a lot about a world where men give up on being men in my latest novel, Wildfire (and the earlier People’s Republic and Indian Country), which detail a blue America bereft of freedom in large part because it is bereft of masculinity. 

Don’t let it happen.

Buy guns.

Drink beer.

And tell the SJWs to go to hell.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: feminism; kurtschlichter; liberal; pc; schlichter; sjw
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To: vannrox

The war is on white masculinity in general, toxic or not. The factually toxic aspects of black, Hispanic, and Muslim masculinity that affect far more American women in their daily lives go completely unremarked upon by the media.


41 posted on 01/17/2019 5:14:02 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: Liz
And the post prandial cigar.


42 posted on 01/17/2019 5:23:39 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: vannrox

I reveled in masculine toxicity at the range today by shooting up a zombie target.

His books are a good read.

( Kurt Schlicter is going to fill in on Peter Boyles’ radio show in Denver in May, I think. https://710knus.com/?apt_credirect=1 )


43 posted on 01/17/2019 5:34:06 PM PST by dynachrome (Build the wall, deport them all.)
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To: vannrox

Great article. I liked the part about the 12 gauge Mossberg.I always like parts about 12 gauge Mossbergs.


44 posted on 01/17/2019 5:43:57 PM PST by circlecity
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To: vannrox

sorry, that’s kind of a faggy beard : - )


45 posted on 01/17/2019 5:55:30 PM PST by old-ager
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To: circlecity

46 posted on 01/17/2019 6:05:37 PM PST by vannrox (The Preamble to the Bill of Rights - without it, our Bill of Rights is meaningless!)
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47 posted on 01/17/2019 6:10:16 PM PST by SC DOC
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To: Liz

Mmmmmm.....ribs.....


48 posted on 01/17/2019 6:38:09 PM PST by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: vannrox

I do all three and many more. I think our little beta males and their feminazi friends have over played their hand. Time to retaliate.

JoMa


49 posted on 01/17/2019 6:44:55 PM PST by joma89
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To: TheDandyMan

Kelly’s Heroes for a great movie.


50 posted on 01/17/2019 6:46:21 PM PST by wally_bert (We're low on dimes in fun city.)
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To: vannrox

I do all of that, but I drink craft beer. Friends don’t let friends drink Lite beer. Bush and Bud taste like recycled urine.

Ride a motorcycle and love your country.


51 posted on 01/17/2019 6:59:07 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60's....You weren't really there)
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To: Bonemaker

“I think he actually said “ F U” !”

I read that when he was handed the note demanding the American surrender he asked his staff how he should respond.
One officer told him “just tell them what you tell us when you don’t like something”.
So “Nuts” it was.


52 posted on 01/17/2019 7:52:07 PM PST by oldvirginian ( Buckle up kids, rough road ahead.)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

yeah, I don’t know what his problem is with ‘craft’ beer. The rest I agree with but I am happy to brew my own and sample that which others have craft brewed. Many of the founding fathers had their own recipes.


53 posted on 01/17/2019 8:07:14 PM PST by posterchild (anti-science: thinking a fetus is distinct from a tumor and sex is determined by chromosomes)
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To: right way right

You gots it man !


54 posted on 01/17/2019 8:30:03 PM PST by Truthoverpower (The guvmint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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To: Fungi

Homebrewed mead and whatever I bumped into this morning. Vegetables and grains are what food eats.


55 posted on 01/17/2019 8:51:55 PM PST by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: wally_bert

A DEAL deal!


56 posted on 01/17/2019 10:39:54 PM PST by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
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To: Jane Long

Our Christmas gifts this year involved guns, alcohol (a 21-year old this year) and some nice cigars.

“This was our ATF Christmas!” Then of course had to tell the joke that the ATF shouldn’t be a government bureau - but would make for a great corner store!

There is a place in Wisconsin. A big sign below the name says “Guns, Antiques, Liquor”. Place where you can buy a rocking chair for your porch, and then sit there with your new shotgun and an adult beverage.

Disclaimer - don’t drink and shoot. Or drive. And especially don’t drink and shoot while driving.


57 posted on 01/17/2019 10:55:01 PM PST by 21twelve (!)
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To: vannrox
The goal of the democrat/left effort to de-ball men, is to ensure that they, (men), will not fight back against the rat tyrannical government agenda.

Excellent article!

MUST-READ BUMP

58 posted on 01/17/2019 11:06:02 PM PST by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't waiting. Do it today.)
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To: Jane Long

That sign says it all, Jane. LOL! God Bless Texas!


59 posted on 01/17/2019 11:36:39 PM PST by poconopundit
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To: SC DOC

Good one, DOC! Real TOXIC :- )


60 posted on 01/17/2019 11:42:54 PM PST by poconopundit
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