I can’t stop laughing.
Did anyone run to _catch_ the bus? That would have been the best!
“Oh, whew! Thanks for holding the bus for me! (...Well, crap. Looks like I’ll be sharing the back bench with a couple of heavyweights...) Excuse me. A little room, please. Sorry, I’m late, I know. ...Hanh? What was that? Oh, that’s funny! Drumpf says our flight’s been canceled?!? A-ha-ha-ha! Don’t he wish! ...Hey! Close the door! It’s drafty—even back here! What??? Oh, you can’t be serious! Are you kidding me??? &)#%€¥!!!”
Schiff....
