SNL Writer Offers Oral Sex For Anyone Who Punches MAGA Kid

citizenfreepress.com ^ | 1/22/19 | Kane

[a little elbow grease]

A Saturday Night Live comedy writer responded to the media’s false story about the Covington High kids by offering oral sex to anyone who punches them in the face.

“I will blow whoever manages to punch that MAGA kid in the face,” tweeted Sarah Beattie.

Beattie’s Twitter bio reads, “writer. comedy person. I hate your ex boyfriend. Sorry I meant mine. I have big tits.”

Her Instagram page, which she has labeled “tits and depression,” features numerous pictures of her drawing attention to her ample breasts.

Beattie’s vulgar tweet was just one of countless similar violent threats made by leftists in response to the story. Twitter has thus far failed to take any action against any prominent individual for encouraging violence against children.

[a little elbow grease]

SNL goes even lower .........

[Big Red Badger]

Lower,,,,
Is She “Hot?”
/$

[Nik Naym]

I’m surprised it’s a “she”.

[EdnaMode]

There are so many emotionally stunted adults in Hollywood.

[Spok]

She’s committed solicitation to commit assault. That’s a crime in most states.

[PGR88]

OK luv. I’ll punch the kid, but I want a down-payment first.

[boomop1]

Probably give you herpes.

[eddie willers]

I hope Chris Brown takes her up on the offer.

Cognitive dissonance!

[a little elbow grease]

Was it Madonna who said she would give anyone a blowjob who voted for Hillary Clinton?

[null and void]

[a little elbow grease]

"I’ll punch the kid, but I want a down-payment first."

_______________

LOL. If I ever feel like I'm going to drown in the ocean, I want to grab onto her.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“I have big tits.”

And itty-bitty brains

[MeganC]

“She’s committed solicitation to commit assault. That’s a crime in most states.”

In particular it’s a crime in her state of New York.

Article 100 of the NYS Penal Code:

http://ypdcrime.com/penal.law/article100.htm

A person is guilty of criminal solicitation in the fifth degree when, with intent that another person engage in conduct constituting a crime, he solicits, requests, commands, importunes or otherwise attempts to
cause such other person to engage in such conduct.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

No way I’d let her put that filthy mouth on my nice, clean pee-pee.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Does she offer a pre-pay plan?

[detective]

I think a lawsuit is in order for conspiring to entice someone to commit a crime.

Possibly an arrest.

[jstolzen]

Someone please wake me up from what I hope is just an ongoing bad dream - I don’t recognize my country anymore, as it has COME. TOTALLY. UNGLUED.

[rktman]

R U sure?

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Kid should punch himself in the face and then collect.



Bet he would have even a bigger grin. Contract is a contract sweetheart.