He had it coming. He wanted me to do it. If he didn't want me to bang my drum at him, he shouldn't have worn that hat. He should have known that wearing a hat like that would get my juices going. Maybe next time, he should wear something less provocative, something that doesn't scream "come to me, bring it on, I want it."
Let's put all teenage boys in burkas so others won't be triggered by their smiles, smirks and hats.
-PJ
That's just...excellent.