[Dandy]

Its kinda like when your beer sits too long on the table it gets warm. If your coffee sits on the same table at the same time it gets cold. But you must remember that you need less freedom and to pay more taxes so we all don’t die.

[an amused spectator]

It's Trump's fault, because he stands in the way of these heroes changing The Planetary Thermostat to save the planet.

"Quaid! Start the reactor!"