Levin: ‘McConnell is as power-hungry as Nancy Pelosi’!”
Subject: I wish to live forever!
I met a magical fairy yesterday who said
she would grant me one wish.
“I wish to live forever,” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to
grant that particular wish.”
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day
after the House and Senate are filled with
honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and
women who act only in the American people’s
best interests!”
“You crafty bastard,” replied the fairy.
That’s great.