[RoosterRedux]

The best evidence against the Theory of Evolution that I have ever heard was presented in one of Sodpoodle's humor threads this very morning.

I will paraphrase but it went something like this.

If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys around?

I thought about that awhile and the truth of that statement grew even more profound.

Given what I knew about the guys and gals I grew up with, if my crowd had just evolved slightly above the local apes and monkeys, we would still have socialized with them (i.e. hit on them)...and that means that we would have had sex with them and completely intermingled with them.

Hence, the offspring of those apes and monkeys would have also evolved...and so on and so on.

Or to put it another way, the general human horniness would have left no monkey behind.

[humblegunner]

If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys around?

If semi-auto handguns evolved from revolvers, why are there still revolvers around?

If spacecraft evolved from airplanes, why are there still airplanes around?

If television evolved from radio, why is radio still around?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: general human horniness ::

Human?
Dude, you ever been to the monkey cage at the zoo. Dang chimpanzees can’t keep their hands off of it.

[TexasGator]

“If humans evolved from monkeys, “

Your ignorance shows.

[Big Red Badger]

...no monkey Behind.

Yup
#memoo