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To: Yossarian

The best way to thaw the door handles on a Tesla is to pee on them.

Harder for a girl.

Maybe if they stood on a box.


2 posted on 02/03/2019 12:06:46 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

I’ve known girls who can pee and write their name in the snow.

They used a stick to write their name, but still, that’s like multitasking.


4 posted on 02/03/2019 12:08:55 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6
One of the Battle of the Bulge documentaries has a guy recounting having to pee on his M2 Browning to get it working one frigid morning.

Reminds me of when the LED bulbs for traffic lights came out. They didn't generate enough heat to keep the light free of snow and ice, so they had to add a heating element of some sort.

22 posted on 02/03/2019 12:23:50 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: blueunicorn6
Maybe if they stood on a box.


29 posted on 02/03/2019 12:28:31 PM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: blueunicorn6

Still won’t be able to write their name in the snow....legibly...


63 posted on 02/03/2019 1:03:49 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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