Doomed?
Shocked I tell you shocked. You mean glaciers melt? Isn’t that what glaciers do? Otherwise wouldn’t the be called Mountains?
Yep, sky is falling.
Yetis will change the color of their fur.
Third of Himalayan glaciers can no longer be saved: study
Now we don’t have to worry. Party on!
Imagine if civilization had started 15,000 years earlier. The headlines would have been “Northern Ohio glaciers can’t be saved due to climate change, Indiana polar bears in jeopardy”.