Unfortunately, it's not sarcasm.
They obviously need knife control. Sarcasm.
Start with getting rid of butter knives. They are a gateway knife. /sheldon
Unfortunately, it's not sarcasm.
It’s Britain, where knifes are actually illegal, and if you defend yourself in your home, you are going to jail and the burglar can sue you.
England has gone utterly, merrily mad.
They do have strict knife control. Go to Ebay uk and do a search for knives. You will be hard pressed to find anything over the size of a steak knife or a Swiss army knife.