#6. Poor Michael Jackson. Now the blacks and white libs will dig him up and move him to a pauper’s field for pretending to be white.
His song with Paul McCartney, “Ebony and Ivory” will now be retitled “Black and Pale”.
His monkey will be killed because it is associated with the jungle and black African natives.
His song “The Kid/Child Is Not My Son” will be banned because it refers to date rape or something else that ridiculous.
His song “Billy Jean” will be banned because it sounds so gay.
“Beat It” will be banned because it promotes bullying and macroaggression.
“The Man In The Mirror” will be banned because it is a theme song for “self-depreciation” for blacks.
It’s hard for someone to pretend to be someone else if they are white imitating a black or Asian but not relevant if it is a man pretending to be a woman or vice versa.
Hey, is there a guide to all of this banned or permissible PC stuff? I’m getting a headache keeping track of what I can and cannot do in “Liberal-Land”.
Where but in America could someone be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman?
That was Stevie Wonder.