If This Is Paradise, I Wish I Had A Lawnmower

New Boston Post ^ | February 7, 2018 | Matt McDonald

[JimRed]

Before he was elected to congress, Markey owned and operated an ice cream truck.

A bartender is a step up for him.

He's a poster boy for TERM LIMITS!

[Flick Lives]

Sen. Markey has the intellectual heft of wet bread.

[wgmalabama]

Maduro Was a bus driver. All the best socialists come from the people.

[Gay State Conservative]

Howie Carr,a great Boston columnist and talk show host,has a nickname for Markey.He calls him “Mister Frostee”...because driving a Mister Frostee truck was the last job that he had in what Howie refers to as “the dreaded private sector”.

[Gay State Conservative]

I live in MA and I guarantee that 75% of the MA population don’t even know who he is.

But you must admit that 95% of residents of Boston,Cambridge,Slummerville,Brookline,Newton and Swellsley *do* know who he is.

And therein lies the problem.

[Mears]

“But you must admit that 95% of residents of Boston,Cambridge,Slummerville,Brookline,Newton and Swellsley *do* know who he is.”

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You are knocking some of my favorite towns-——they vote “D” but many don’t even look at the name.:-)

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[Redcitizen]

“No snowblowers. No winter jackets except fur.”

But wait, PETA says fur is murder. So no winter jackets at all.

[Elsie]

Who kept voting for him?

[Elsie]

Term Limits, please!

It would have to be ZERO to keep future AOC's out!

[Elsie]

Before he was elected to congress, Markey owned and operated an ice cream truck.

And that is a noble profession; bringing joy to thousands.

[Elsie]

An IQ test for these idiots might help.

Why?

That would be testing the WRONG end of the voting process; as it's VOTERS (spit) that need to be tested!

At LEAST given a test such as new citizens are given!!

We Americans are DAMNED tired of all the TAKERS voting to STEAL our hard earned dollars!!!

[Elsie]

It runs on a fossil fuel.

Not mine. It runs on PROPANE.

They bring it to my house in a big, red truck.

I don't know just where they make it at.

I can even get it in green cans at the hardware store if I run out this winter.

[Fresh Wind]

That she was a bartender is insignificant.

What is significant is that as a bartender she redistributed the wealth of her fellow employees by stealing their tips. Now she is coming up with new and creative ways of stealing money, this time from taxpayers.

[Elsie]

Being a bartender did not shape AOC's worldview. It is insignificant and the least-offensive thing about her.

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Lincoln:  I call Sam Boone! 

Sam: Guilty.

Lincoln:  No, no, Sam. Sit down. Sit down!

Lincoln:  You drink liquor, Sam?

Sam:- Yup.

Lincoln: Cuss?  (shakes head yes)

Lincoln: Go to church regular?   (shakes head no)

Lincoln: Enjoy hangings?   (shakes head yes)

Lincoln: Got a job?   (shakes head no)

Lincoln: Just like to loaf, huh?   (nods)

Lincoln: Ever tell a lie?   (grins a yes...)

 

Lincoln: Well, you're just the kind of honest man we want on this jury.

 

From Young Mr. Lincoln -1939

[neverevergiveup]

LOL! (I assume you’re being sarcastic..)
Propane, as a byproduct of natural gas and petroleum refining, is in a sense a fossil fuel.

[Elsie]

Nah. I'm sure that it is the fruit of the propanus tree that grows in equatorial mangrove swamps that is harvested and fermented.

And; in the process; the leftover pulp has been found to be a great supplement to the Spotted Owl Chow that Purina makes.

[Elsie]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandanus

[neverevergiveup]

“And; in the process; the leftover pulp has been found to be a great supplement to the Spotted Owl Chow that Purina makes.”

Yes, you are right, AND, it apparently has been used as an aphrodisiac.

[buffyt]

As the sleazy democrat senators and congress critters ride to work in a chauffeur driven limo....

[Robert A Cook PE]

Bumped.