This is why The Onion filed for bankruptcy.
Correction: Bernie to run as an aged, decrepit, senile, delusional Old White Socialist!
Democrats Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden as active POTUS candidates are 100% politically dead on arrival. LMAO.
Bernie, the party now subscribes to the “Your skin color is your uniform” maxim.
Why do they call Bernie a Democrat?? Why do the Democrats allow him to run in the Demoncrat party? He identifies as Independent!
Old Atheist.
The DNC will still steal the nomination from him again, no matter what he runs as.
...add to that “crazy as a pet coon.”
He’ll have a chance as a dummocrap.
He’ll consider going gay if necessary. Maybe introduce spending weekends with Rupaul will help him!
Other than that Booker idiot?
“We have got to look at candidates, you know, not by the color of their skin, not by their sexual orientation or their gender and not by their age,”
He just lost the Democrat vote.
On the cusp of achieving MLK’s dream, those most loudly touting MLK have utterly turned on that dream, and reject anyone supporting a color blind society.
Funny that nobody is mentioning his wife got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.
Like all crimes on the left, they just get swept under the rug.
Bernie transcends race, gender, sexual orientation.
Crazy old uncles in the attic can be of any race.
And if they're crazy enough nobody asks about the rest.
Please does anyone know of an answer from Bernie to any questioner about:
Sir, you run as a socialist and you support redistribution of wealth from the very rich to working families, and high taxes for top earners.
Do you feel uncomfortable with the fact that you own several mansions, top end luxury cars and have investments and bank balances in the tens of millions?
If not, I’ll demand he send me some money. He should redistribute it to me.
The Democrats are struggling to come out on top of the 2020 “Give a Palooza”.
Whoever can give away the most of your and my money, wins.
They’re just lucky AOC isn’t running. Heck, she’s even willing to give away 25,000 jobs... to other states, along with the $27 billion in tax revenue they represent.
Think about those figures for a moment.
Trump employed 25,000 people.
For this they tried to implement the 25th Amendment to get rid of him when he became president, they were so convinced anyone that the only way to employ that many people, and become wealthy along the way, had to be mentally incapacitated.
In the old U. S. S. R. days, if they didn’t like you, they just had you committed.
So here we are, with the Democrats going back to their ideological roots.
Bernie is coming out of the closet as being white?
Mighty brave of him.
You have to be “this much” of a socialist to run while old and white. Bernie qualifies, not that it matters. All but one are running for VP and cabinet seats.
I predict the nominee will be Michelle.
“I’m here, I’m not Queer.
Get used to it!”