What does the Left have to offer except socialism? Show everyone exactly what it is, and force them to defend it.
Envy (the dead)
A great weight loss program (starvation).
Free vacations (to the Gulag in winter)
Help with family expenses (Uncle Bob disappeared last night. One less mouth to feed)
New dining experiences (We’re having filet of Fluffy to night kids. Yum!)
Travel opportunities (Dad needs better job opportunities kids. We’re defecting to Haiti)