To: Mr Ramsbotham
And the dihydrogen monoxide was through the roof! A chemical! That kills people! I decided that I'd stop drinking DHMO altogether and drink only vodka instead. After 6 months I'd lost my job and become homeless, and then I developed pancreatitis and had to spend a month in hospital. It was only then that I realised how foolish I'd been, because vodka contains 60% DHMO.
64 posted on
03/03/2019 11:13:07 AM PST by
Autonomous User
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
To: Autonomous User
Reminds me of the guy who put Crisco on his "manhood" to make it bigger. The trouble was, it kept getting smaller. In desperation the guy goes to the doctor and tells him what he's been doing. "You fool!" exclaims the doctor. "Crisco is shortening!"
68 posted on
03/03/2019 11:35:10 AM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
To: Autonomous User
A decision wisely made long ago by the great W.C. Fields, on account of “what fish, DO in it!” . Heh!
79 posted on
03/03/2019 11:55:16 AM PST by
John S Mosby
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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