Beto: Don’t Worry. There Won’t Be Any More Effed Up Stories About Me Coming Out

Hotair ^ | 03/18/2019 | Jazz Shaw

[Polyxene]

Whenever I hear this fool’s name, I think of the Beano ad:

“Take Beano before and there will be no gas, er, Beto.”
If only.........................

[dead]

[Liz]

BOL...............

[GailA]

[tennmountainman]

Exactly.

[PghBaldy]

I did not know he was in “The Closet.”

[Beagle8U]

Beto could do Beano ads teaching Occasional Kotex’s farting cows not to do that.

[mad_as_he$$]

+. So he’s gay? Not shocked here.

[GOPJ]

Chris Wallace opened his Sunday New show with the picture. Beto with his feet a few inches from foot and right as nose level for his audience. I doubt Chris Wallace knew how offensive it would be to ‘non-elites’... Wallace is an insensitive jerk too. I suspect Beto would not havce stood on tables where Chris Wallace eats...

[deport]

O’Rourke stood on the restaurant’s counter top ... (right next to food
his audience was expected to eat) when he gave his coming out speech...

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Do you have a link to any photos showing him up on the counter top?
I’ve looked but didn’t see anything.

[GailA]

[AAABEST]

Buff my balls... Love me, breathe my feet

lmao. If he goes anywhere, all we need to do is print a bunch of signs with these quotes.

[GailA]

Don’t forget he’s a known HACKER.

[GOPJ]

Love me, breathe my feet lmao. If he goes anywhere, all we need to do is print a bunch of signs with these quotes.

You're right - AND with a picture of Beto standing on the restaurant countertop with his feet at 'nose level'... (inches from food the 'little people' will be eating)

[SunkenCiv]

The list of answers he’s been giving to both his audiences and the press looks like something out of an old Blake Edwards movie. No, I never took LSD. I’m really going to try not to say the F-word so much in the future. Yes, that was me dressed up in a Furry costume while playing in my punk rock band. Yes, I was a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. I already explained what happened when I got drunk and caused a car crash. Do we really have to go through all this again? And yet, as I mentioned above, there has been good news as well. We just learned today that O’Rourke somehow raised $6.1M in the first 24 hours after announcing his campaign.

Gee, I hate to start rumors, but I think "Beto" is actually the creation of President Trump.

[GOPJ]

If you look at the opening to Fox New Sunday with Chris Wallace you’ll see the pictures. AND you’ll see a look of disgust on several of the customers.

I suspect his team has scrubbed the other pictures... they reek of ‘elite’ jerkdom...

[kalee]

Shades of Gary Hart, the tabloids will out him.

[deport]

Thanks, I’ll look when I get a little time. take care

[Darnright]

One revelation could be forgiven, but when all of them are taken together, it boggles the mind he continued to be elected to a House seat.

[rockrr]

So does this mean that people simply don’t care about O’Rourke’s past?

No, that just means that Dhimmicraps have more money then sense...