Now that is really funny!!! :)
GREAT VISUAL!! My response to this self-designation crap when Obola first supported it was, “OK, asswipe (please accept my apologies for insulting used toilet paper in this comparison to Obola), if you really believe it, put your worthless life where your mouth is, self-designate yourself as an American Eagle, climb to the top of the Washington Monument, screech, flap your arms like wings, jump off, try to fly to the ground and make a safe landing.