Posted on 03/23/2019 9:58:30 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
Full title is:Hickenlooper offers something different in crowded Democratic field: A detailed history of his sexual conquests If Democratic voters are struggling to see what sets John Hickenlooper apart from the 2020 pack they need to look no further than his autobiography, which outlines in excruciating detail his quest to lose his virginity and, seemingly, every sexual exploit since.
The candidate's book, The Opposite of Woe: My Life in Beer and Politics, outlines the journey from a child in the Philadelphia suburbs to the president of a brewing company, mayor of Denver, and then governor of Colorado.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
In his head. He’s a dork and a dweeb. Not a loverboy. Mister Peepers is a bigger stud.
Srsly? Anyone else we know around here that would actually keep a journal like that? Laz not inculuded. :-) Isn’t this the same perv that was watching porn with his mom? Seems like he’ll fit right in with the dem crowd of pervs running. Can hardly wait for ‘beat-0’ to pen his “furry” escapades.
He sounds like a nut and dated a lot of nutty women.
He got up, went outside and stood over the lifeless body. "Son," he sniffed, with a tear in his eye, "I told you if you didn't change your ways you were going to die."
At which point Hickenlooper opens one eye, grins, and says in a hushed voice, "Shutup, Dad ... they're fixin' to land!"
When I saw Philadelphia suburbs I was curious and it turns out the guy was born about a mile from my house in the same neighborhood on the main line
He Alain went to the same all boys private school Haverford although he graduated how long before I did. ( They actually kick me out because I had several rackets going like changing kids grades and stuff)
Funny
I also started brewing beer at age 17 and taught several people how to brew beer that ended up opening breweries so I have a lot in common with this guy although Im not a liberal idiot
Whats with all the liberal name to this time Hickenlooper buttgeig etc its hilarious
He perfected sneaking up on his hand and inappropriately touching it.
Wonder what alias he used in pick up bars?
I saw a clip of that on Twitter the other day.
This dude is seriously a weirdo.
I dont buy his excuse for a minute he thought Deep Throat was not a porno. I got the vibe he wanted to bang his mom
“...the journey from a child in the Philadelphia suburbs to the president of a brewing company, mayor of Denver, and then governor of Colorado....”
Son of a bitch should have stayed in Philthy.
Well, now we have Polismoker...
This man is not just deeply weird, but an out-and-out cad.
Trump pays hush money to his bimbos and never speaks of them. This contemptible kiss-and-tell freak seems downright proud of talking about his former paramours by name, or at least by details that anyone familiar with both of them would be able to know whom he was talking about
Everybody thinks this guy is a joke and a dumbass. They are wrong. I’ve worked directly with him and he’s dangerous. He’s getting this stuff out now so it will be old news.
Gun grabber, criminal coddler, illegal alien advocate, he’s very bad news and very good at disguising himself as a moderate.
He is a liar. Callouses on his palms, sticky carpet in his room. A faggot in the closet who has to make claims to boost his self delusion.
Methinks Master Beto is too infatuated with mirrors to have much of a conquest trail, two-legged or otherwise.
This Chickenpoop guy is one weird maggot. Twice as weird as the average liberal.
Hardcore Leftist in moderate wrapper, lying, two-faced, phony dweeb with a dead fish handshake...
Tap danced his way thru two terms as CO governor...Fastest way to piss him off is asking him a tough question...
What suburb? Bala...
Yuck...imagine this creep comes up to you and says,
"Can I buy you a drink. My name's Hickenlooper."
Yet another member of the “I’m running for President” freak show. Pathetic.
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