I own guns because I need them for my militia duties, hunting for food, and shooting anyone that wears a red coat, tall hat, and has a British accent once I see a lantern in the church tower...
How's that, you pissant commie scumbag...
...protecting others who HAVE no gun.
“...and shooting anyone that wears a red coat, tall hat, and has a British accent...”
Redcoats haven’t been a problem here for quite some time. It’s Antifas, muzzies, and entitled ones that make necessary the bearing of arms at all times.
As for militia duties, all I can come up with is range time with a few trusted friends. We patriots don’t have a big picture organization just yet.