Ticket prices plunge for Bill and Hillary Clinton’s speaking tour (still no suckers ponying up)

nypost.com ^ | May 4, 2019 | Mary Kay Linge

[The Great RJ]

Maybe to get better attendance they need to add some other acts, like burlesque dancers, a monkey act and some acrobats. Perhaps the Clinton’s could call their act the Aristocrats

[RetiredTexasVet]

Better to sit on the porch and watch a couple of dogs copulate that spend $.10 to listen to Slick Willie and Benghazi whine.

[HighSierra5]

Dip them in wax and put em in the criminal section of the museum.

[tet68]

Bill and Hill now only $9.99
But wait, there’s MORE!
Order now and receive a free grope from Joe Biden!!!

[Teacher317]

Who the hell would pay good money to hear the Clintons publicly regurgitate their focus-group tested political slogans?

Virtue Signals ain't cheap.

Not much different from Scientology's scam, actually.

[definitelynotaliberal]

I like your little ditty.

[bgill]

They think they’re relevant, lol.

[Rummyfan]

“These people, they don’t believe the same set of rules apply to them that apply to everyone else,” Bill Clinton said of the Trump administration.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Who would pay even one dollar to see these shysters?!

[CreviceTool]

Tickets for Los Angeles Forum are $5

https://www.vividseats.com/theatre/bill-clinton-tickets/bill-clinton-5-4-2871484.html

[TigersEye]

:)

Here's some more about the Hilloosery Tour...

Hillary Clinton suffers massive coughing fit during first tour stop Nov. 28, 2018

[leaning conservative]

And you could probably get a small snack too with the $20.00 ; )

[Pagey]

These people, they don’t believe the same set of rules apply to them that apply to everyone else,” Bill Clinton said of the Trump administration.

Alex, I will take 'Height of Hypocrisy" for $1,000.00, and the WIN!

[leaning conservative]

Would I get a lot of $20.00’s or just one?

[TBall]

I would pay $20 so I could heckle and get kicked out.

[Seaplaner]

I would gladly pay several hundred to go to a B and H speaking tour presentation!

If, and only if, I could ask a few questions (the questions and responses of which would be recorded and released to the public).

The questions might make the Clintons a bit, umm....uncomfy.

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[Dennis M.]

“Wonder if Chelsea will come out during halftime and do a floor show.”

Burlesque! .....Now you need brain bleach.

[smvoice]

Hell they owe US money. I won’t rest until I see an interview with them outside their double wide. Bill wearing his wife-beater t-shirt and white socks with his sandals. And Hill with her home perm and her capris cutting off circulation to her pasty white cankles. Living La Vita Broke-a, one pathetic Whitewater dividend at a time

[simpson96]

“Wonder if Chelsea will come out during halftime and do a floor show.”

“Burlesque! .....”

Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes dry heaving noises*

I was thinking more along the lines of a ventriloquist act, with her own Howdy Doody Chelasea look-alike puppet.

[funfan]

Neither of them are worth paying one dollar to hear them drone on. Who pays to see them?

[tinamina]

I have a niece who bought 8 tickets to the Seattle show for $70 each. She ended up not being able to go so she tried to sell them on Facebook. She couldn’t sell them so she said she was going to give them away to veterans S!