Posted on 05/06/2019 7:43:35 AM PDT by knighthawk
Michael Cohen, the president’s former lawyer who has since forcefully denounced his former boss, told reporters Monday “there still remains much to be told” as he left his New York City apartment to report to federal prison for a three-year sentence after pleading guilty to numerous crimes.
"There still remains much to be told and I look forward to the day that I can share the truth," Cohen said in brief remarks to reporters.
In an apparent swipe at President Trump, Cohen also said, “I hope that when I rejoin my family and friends that the country will be in place without xenophobia, injustice and lies at helm of our country.”
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Uh Huh, right. Just STFU and don’t drop the soap.
I very much agree but not for the reasons you think.
Worst lawyer of all time.
I just think of the movie “Office Space” and smile.
He’s going to a federal pound me in the ... prison!
Deservedly so.
federal prison or a resort for special criminals
> “‘There still remains much to be told’”
And some of it might even be true!
He had his chance to “spill the beans” on Trump. Congress and the MSM were waiting with anticipation and giving him every chance to unload on the president, but like the Mueller Report he didn’t have squat!
Tell it to Bubba, asshole. He can’t wait until you get there.
If he had anything he would have used it to get out of jail
Typical wimp, still blaming everyone but himself.
“Uh Huh, right. Just STFU and don’t drop the soap.”
Yeah, and I hope you choke to death on a rotten Bagel there in your “Jewish prison!”
Barbara: (whistles) Nice butt. That’s what they’ll say.
Ken: I beg your pardon?
Barbara: Nice butt. That’s what they’ll say on your first day, in the men’s club.
Ken: The men’s club?
Barbara: Mmm. The San Quentin Country Club. With a cute little rear end like that, you’ll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card’ll be filled every day. You’ll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you’ll ever see what they look like, ‘cause you’ll be facing the other way.
Ken: You’re very good at this. You should write children’s books.
From “Ruthless People”
“Michael Cohen swipes at Trump as he reports to prison...”
Hahahahahaha, ah, yeah, hey Michael, remember, everyone likes surprise morning sex, except when you are in prison, then maybe not so much...
Enjoy, have fun!!!
Yeah, I can tell fake stories all day long. I think I'll write a novel while I'm in jail.
Friggin’ pussy! Hope you get tuned up real good, you lying sack of $hit!
Re STFU:
Mikey, save it for the book deal.
Tell it to Bubba, Shawshank.
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