WEINER SHOPPING BOOK DEAL. INTEREST IS ‘FLACCID’

Daily Caller ^ | 5/14/2019 | betsy rothstein

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Ex-jailbird Anthony Weiner is shopping a book around. So far the interest is about as sexy as historian Robert Chernow keynoting the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Too soon?

The New York Post‘s Richard Harbus reports that Weiner is trying to turn himself into the “new Longfellow.”

“The serial sexter and former congressman — who is now living in a Bronx halfway house after doing hard time for sexting a teenager — is skulking around Manhattan’s publishing houses trying to shop a book proposal, literary sources say. So far, interest has been flaccid.”

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[Oscar in Batangas]

Yah, but at least he walked out of the halfway house with his head held high

[null and void]

Where is he shopping it?

Don’t leave us dangling!

[Yaelle]

Why does he insist on shoving himself down our throats??

[Billthedrill]

Good heavens, can’t you feel the pulsing, throbbing interest in this fascinating tome?

[Spok]

From politician to pervert to punchline. It sucks to be a weiner.

[philman_36]

Is he going to call his book “The Scarlet Cellphone”?

[Migraine]

I expect him to try to get David Pecker to publish whatever it is he has. A Wiener/Pecker collaboration seems ideal.

[TruthWillWin]

The titles just keep getting better and better.....

[KarlInOhio]

Will it be a pop-up book?

[kaehurowing]

I’m sure it will be full of turgid prose.

[Eddie01]

If you want a book deal you have to send the publisher a proposed table of contents.

It’s how it works.

What Weiner’s TOC.

[John S Mosby]

Tenative title rumored: “Priapus: The Rise and Fall of Weiner and Huma Huma Chameleon- How they Came, and... Went”

[Veto!]

Weiner always brings to mind the wonderful old limerick:

There was a young man from Ghent
Whose Weiner was terribly bent
With considerable trouble, he put it in double
And instead of coming he went.

Maybe he could publish a book of limericks

[neverevergiveup]

I actually think he is really sick, but much less a villain than Hillary - who his wife/ex-wife seems to be obsessed with. He deserved to go to jail, and deserves to be monitored for probably the rest of this life. That said, I hope he can get the help he needs, and can find it in himself to be the best father possible for his son.

[Rebelbase]

Hardback or softback?

[LostInBayport]

Will it be a pop-up book?

[LostInBayport]

I swear I didn’t see your comment...!

[Califreak]

You're killin' me. 😅