Posted on 05/29/2019 3:40:46 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
Dear Mr. Mueller,
It probably hasnt escaped your attention (in my mind, nothing escapes your attention) that I play a version of you on Saturday Night Live. As Robert Mueller, my character is intimidating because he is so honest and upright. I do it for comic effect thats the intention anyway but theres also a lot of truth to it. To put it another way its good-natured fun, but not entirely good-natured.
Theres a level of satire, directed at the current administration. To be fair, not everyone appreciates the humor. The president has tweeted that theres nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live and that its very unfair and should be looked into, even tested in courts, and this is the real collusion! Though what or with whom the show would be colluding is unclear. But then I dont have to tell you about problems with the term collusion. You barely mention the word in your report, and then only to explain why youre not using it. That could be a punch line on Saturday Night Live.
As I prepared for my role on the show, I got to know you a lot better. I read about your lifetime devotion to public service and your respect for the rule of law. I watched how you presided over the special counsels office apparently without leaks. And you never wavered, even in the face of regular vicious attacks from the president and his surrogates.
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You are the voice of the Mueller report. Let the country hear that voice.
With great respect,
Robert De Niro
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Save your blue dress, DeNiro.
SNL ceased to be funny years ago, just like the current crop of late night “comedians” who have been using the same old tired “orange man bad” jokes for years, but change them just enough to make the low-IQ sheep laugh.
Robert De Niro, we need to hear that you have assumed room temperature.
Yelling obscenities is not satire.
Mueller knows full well he failed to accomplish the assigned mission = to uncover Russian collusion. There is solid evidence of Russian collusion only it wasnt with Trump or the Republican campaign. It was Russian collusion with H. Clinton and Obama. Mueller failed to investigate that fact and thereby failed in his job as Special Counsel. Maybe he fears his failure will be publicized and his name will go down the gutter of history. This has monumental consequences.
suck up pussy
Never ceases to amaze me how many coke users continue to walk these lands and never come to Christ.
No only Deniro but Obama ..then again Obama thinks he is the savior.
Eat a Bag of Dicks, Bob.
Niro is sad with Muller cause he dont get to play him any more.
Dems should name an independent counsel, staff it with Democrat lawyers, and launch an investigation into this alleged collusion and obstruction so we can get to the bottom of this.
Pedo de Niro running his big mouth again, huh?
Bob, go practice your lines. Someone will come for you when we need you.
Isn’t he doing “Bad Grandpa II”?
I want Bobby, the pedophile, in custody.
Well. well well. Robert, armed with an 8th grade education, is going to instruct us, the educated folks?
Hey Rob, you got a long way on just being, well, uneducated.
Made some money and lived well. No Problemo.
But STFU when it come to opining on anything that requires a brain. A$$hole, actor, dope.
You need to step up your game bro. Way short on the ‘I’s.
Who is this Robert DiNero fellow, anyway?
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