[ROCKLOBSTER]

The Romans used sponges to wipe their arsses and then washed the sponges in the water channels.

That's pretty civilized (and green)

The muzzards use their bare left hand, and then smear it on the wall in the alley.

Always offer a towelhead the left-handed handshake.

[Alas Babylon!]

That's pretty civilized (and green)

Uhm, not to anyone downstream....