[DannyTN]

"can I just bring a PETA employee and just feed him/her to the bear?"

After scanning some photo's of PETA employees

• There's a good chance you'll be able to outrun the PETA employee.
• There's a 80/20% chance the bear will be well satisfied as many of them are well marbled.
• If the bear sees their face first, he might lose his appetite, but that works too.

[Reily]

Isn’t that standard bear defense ‘throw a PETA person in the path of a charging bear’?

[Ancesthntr]

“After scanning some photo’s of PETA employees

There’s a good chance you’ll be able to outrun the PETA employee.”

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There’s a 100% chance of being able to outrun the PETA employee if you shoot him/her/it in the knee with a .22. Oh, and at the same time, you’ll have proven that a .22 can save your life in a bear attack.