“I look forward to the day when my kleptomania will be declared normal and I get a special month.”
Bestiality and pedophilia are higher priority.
I saw the media celebrating a ten year old boy wearing makeup, a dress, and high heels strutting on stage at a gay nightclub where gay men were hooting and hollering like he was a stripper so I figured the pedophilia one had already been declared "normal" but it turns out that officially it's still frowned upon, at least officially.