My suggestion is to make it the sixth borough of Nueva York.
I would ask you how much you really know about NYC but it would be like talking to empty air :)
What redneck POS hole in the wall cow milking, cousin marrying area do you come from? :)
BTW, NYC belongs to NY state, one of FEW states that GIVE more than they GET from the fed govt.
Not like you red state moochy ####s :)
have a good one!